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DUH!SCIPLES: Proverbs from the book of Miata

  • They didn't have green back then  -- Jessica Christy
  • Oh no! Not Sunday School.   -- Max Hedrick
  • Is that real frozen ice?  -- Amanda Tesh
  • Jesus will meet you on the bunny slope.    -- Julie Tennis
  • We are flocking AWESOME!  -- Welston Helms
  • Dude, Mrs. Jen!  -- All the DUH!SCIPLE fellas
  • I didn't know myself when I was little.  -- Misha Bray
  • Oh, I feel like a nun!  -- Jenna Tennis
  • Everybody's layed on Kayla.  -- Blake Sides
  • I know what's gonna happen 'cause I have ESPN.  -- Misha Bray
  • There's no book of Miata in my bible Mrs. Jen.  -- Ben Carruth
  • Don't we need clubs for frisbee golf?  -- Ben Carruth
  • Ben. I think your socks are wet. -- Mrs. Judy
  • I think I peed a little.  -- Mrs. Jen
  • It's not a minnow.  It's a deadly minnow.  -- Nathan Tesh
  • Dude, their burgers are so succulent.  -- Welston Helms
  • The clueless are easily impressed.  -- Lydia Carruth
  • I want Weston, but I don't know why.  -- Kayla Garcia
  • Good ideas pop in my head and then they pop right out.  -- Mackenzie Loudin
  • Do you want me to bring an axe to the lock-in? -- Mehi Carruth
  • I'm anticipating the Message.  -- Weston Helms
  • A baby in a manger, wisemen, some shepherds ... what's not to get?  -- Teresa Gray
  • I've known my head for 15 years.  -- Ben Carruth
  • I always have my keys unless I don't.  -- Jared Kaser-Odor
  • I'm SO lucky.  I have popcorn.  -- Joshua Gray
  • I finally got my penguin to work.  -- Alyssa Kaser
  • Why do we have to talk to girls?  -- Patrick Gray
  • My parents are in a motorcycle gang.  -- Megan Emerson
  • God is like Churck Norris on steroids. -- Ben Carruth
  • David sounds HOT! -- Taylor House
  • If you don't stop fighting, you will catch on fire! -- Rev. Karen Kaser-Odor
  • Do I need to wear sunscreen at night? -- Christian Kelly
  • Here goes the hippie again! -- Nathan Tesh
  • I need some strong bodies and weak minds. -- Carolyn Shores
  • You can never go back to just holding hands.  -- Judy Isenhour
  • Reading poetry.  Playing the piano.  Sneezing.   -- Inside Joke.  Don't ask.
  • EVERYBODY loves Ben!  -- Megan Emerson
  • Where were you on the night of yesterday?   -- Carlos Kelly
  • Miracle Whip can make or break a turkey sandwich.  -- Kayla Garcia
  • Jen'll tell ya - proud of you.  -- Inside joke. Don't ask.
  • Every once in a while I think the Lord does something good for us.   -- Carolyn "Diva" Isenhour
  • If you have good sense, it will show when you speak. But if you are stupid, you will be beaten with a stick. - - Actual Proverb! (Proverbs 10:13)
  • Oh I can totally party at Wal-Mart.  -- Victoria Kelly